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What happens when you break your site’s daily usage record… by 10x?

October 10, 2013

A retrospective on Fundfill’s biggest day

Yesterday was a bit of a crazy day! Since retweets of the fund for auditing TrueCrypt (fundfill.com/fund/TrueCryptAudited) began circulating and HackerNews featured the site, we’ve gotten roughly 35,000 views of the fund and more than 100,000 hits to our site. The most traffic we had had was 3,000 views in a day before, so we braced to see how the site would fare. I’ve read articles where the link to a site goes down because of a web server not being able to handle the load, so I braced for the worst. No need, as the site itself was able to display the pages with no speed issues at all! Yet, we started getting reports of users unable to pledge, and the number of pledges wasn’t moving at all. Users were registering, but nobody was donating? Looking at the site myself, I noticed every 10th page view would display “An error has occurred.” Hrmmmmmm.

We had tested the site vigorously leading up to this. Load tests had worked really well after we tuned up some issues 3 months ago, and our suite of UI tests, designed to test the user’s expected interaction with the site, passed every time we pushed out a new build. I had seen an error (regarding “unit of work”) about 1/100 times I was working on the site and I never could isolate the issue to reproduce it to fix it.

So, what happened?

Many users tried out our site for the first time yesterday. In the three hours after it started getting tweeted, there was a major problem in the code. Users who tried pledging were getting “An error has occurred” multiple times while trying to pledge, even though they could register. We identified the error and were able to fix it AND release a secure deploy within an hour after that. Unfortunately, there was also a one-time setting in the site I had changed to highlight the TrueCrypt fund. This “featured fund” setting was designed to expose the fund on the homepage. It had an adverse affect of temporarily changing the meta-data to the previous “featured fund” for a bounty on a killer during Bay-to-Breakers, a local race in San Francisco. So, users visiting the site saw a different fund than the one they were expecting. This snafu was caught within an hour of my causing it and fixed soon thereafter.

The other bug, for those technically inclined, was a race condition in a unit of work. Units of work are context boundaries that allow database changes to be collected and executed at one time to more efficiently separate code and access the database. There are two separate architectures in our code that create units of work. It turns out we had a race condition between these two pieces, causing the database to fire earlier than expected under heavy load. Once we were able to identify it, we organized the two pieces to perform database unit of work closing at the same time.

The new release not only smoothed out the site’s errors, but it also allowed users who had problems to finish their pledges. Contacting some of those users, we were able to get back some of the pledges we would have lost. Overall, we had over an hour of the Stephen Martin / Bay-to-Breakers fund being shown in place of the actual TrueCrypt audit fund and three hours of being unable to pledge. However, we’ve had zero interruptions in the last 16 hours, and we’ve tripled the previous days pledges to $1910. Given the current momentum, we expect another 2x to 4x increase in pledging by day’s end.

Lessons learned

For anyone out there with a website that needs evolve rapidly, invest in continuous deployment. Have tests that verify everything about your site and any bug that pops up, as well. Not just unit tests, but UI tests that can confirm that any user can perform all the actions your website requires. Once the root causes were identified, they were fixed within an hour – 20 minutes for the metadata chage, one hour for the pledging bug. Without the protections provided by these, we would have no confidence pushing out another build. Instead, we were confidently able to push out and provide a working site because we unit test and UI test every build before approving it.

Get feedback – One of the issues we faced was finding all the feedback actually going on. When something becomes popular very quickly, the internet has a way of transforming and creating communities to discuss problems – even if you don’t know they exist yet. Twitter is amazing at this by using it’s hashtags to create a grassroots communities out of nothing in a matter of hours. It wasn’t twitter, though, that had the most valuable feedback. I discovered an hour after they posted that HackerNews had started dissecting the fund. We were able to read and and gain valuable feedback about users’ experiences (and some much deserved criticism). Following a variety of terms on twitter and watching hackernews thereafter, we were able to see everything users were posting about the site and responding appropriately.

Communication – If a problem is behind-the-scenes and affects only one or two users, it’s best simply to fix the problem and contact the user who had the issue. In our case, everyone who visited the site knew that something was up, so not addressing it would have been a huge mistake. Green banners said “An error has occurred” and the site sometimes redirected to the homepage (the default behavior when the unit of work errors messed with the site). Reaching out to everyone and broadcasting our progress loudly was the best course to ensure everyone was aware of our issues. For the 5 users who added money but couldn’t pledge, I was able to directly contact them by phone, email, twitter and get their issues resolved. Overall, we got very positive reception from the users we were able to contact and in the forums where we addressed the issue. In business in general, I always advise people to be upfront and direct and honest. If you’re not honest, I won’t work with you, so I have to hold us to the same level of accountability.

In the end, I was really proud of the systems we put in place long ago that allowed us to make a quick recovery. Fundfill is designed specifically for bounties and rewards, so while there may be other sites for crowdfunding, they don’t necessarily cater to awarding money to the person who wins. Furthermore, Fundfill allows users to vote for the winner, based on the amount of money they donated. Did you donate your money but don’t feel the person claiming the prize actually did what they’re supposed to? You can reject their claim and demand the the right work for your bounty money. Plus, unlike the iPhone TouchId bounty that was hosted and operated via twitter and a website put together from scratch, we handle all the operational details for you – pledging, updating the money, and informing everyone via Twitter.

We’re still working out some operational details like what happens to the money if nobody is able to fulfill the fund. The fund’s creators will decide how long the money is kept in escrow and what to do with it should there be a failed bounty. If you’d like to discuss this directly with me, please find me on twitter at @joebalfantz or @fundfill. If you’re interested in donating, please check our site – there’s a link on the homepage.

Facebook outs your phonebook

August 10, 2011

I’ve always been pretty easy on Facebook, letting people share what they want to share and be responsible for the information they post online. People know what they’re posting, and they can be reasonably held accountable for it. I have a few friends – mostly women who’ve had stalkers in their past – change their name on the profile to hide from unwanted attention seekers. Men will apparently do anything to jump at a girl they think is cute, so I don’t blame them. I have a soft spot in my heart for their situation, since they’re pretty powerless against some creep who will do anything in his power to track her down.

Well, my defending of Facebook privacy just ended a half-hour ago. I just found a link to my entire phone book in Facebook and EVERY person who has put their phone number on facebook. Let me repeat that. If you’ve put your phone number in facebook (which is used to verify that your account isn’t fake), and you have EVER given me your number, I can now find your Facebook profile. I have numbers from women I’ve met ONCE and gotten their number, and now I can see their names and any other information on Facebook. Before I say anything else about this, anyone from Facebook reading this, DISABLE THIS IMMEDIATELY. This is completely unacceptable and borders on the worst habits you would expect from cops overstepping their bounds (which doesn’t happen too often – I’m quick to defend officers, as well). To give a step-by-step account of why this is a violation on way too personal a level: If I never gave Facebook my phone number, I’d have to fill in CAPTCHA’s (the box where I have the read the screwed up letters and type them in) a bunch of times when doing common facebook activities. So, I gave them my phone number. Then, I installed Facebook for my smartphone. I didn’t really care at the time, but they make you accept their access to your phone so they can send you background pictures of people who call you from their facebook profile pages.

Well, I’ve been able to go through my list of past phone contacts (even those I’ve deleted), and I’ve seen some names I hadn’t seen before. Of these names, Facebook found about 30-50 people whose number I may have written down once and linked me to their profile, including their full name. For example, I found out that someone I put in my phone as “Jessi [Local Bar Name]” now lives in New York, is friends with a friend of mine, and works for a major retailer. If I was a creepy stalker, that girl could have now had 1) phone calls from me knowing her name, 2) questions from her friend about her or her job, 3) inquiries at her job…. The creepy list goes on. And women face this kind of creepy shit all the time. Facebook, don’t give these people more avenues to harrass people that want to hide their personal lives from the world.

I found a perfect example – I met a girl at the pool in Vegas a few months ago, and we realized we don’t like each other. Now, I know her full name! She never wanted to give me that. By giving me her phone number, she was able to screen my calls and control all the information she allowed me to know. Not anymore! Thank you, Facebook!

More examples, an ex-girlfriend I never want to see again who stopped taking my calls – found her. About 15 numbers (girls and guys) that I never got around to deleting have obviously changed. Unless my old drinking buddy Sean changed his name to Moesha and got a boob job. And I’ve never known anybody named Prettyboy K******.

Let’s take this exercise in invading people’s lives a step further. This means all I have to do is find out a person’s number, put them in my phone, and on the next download, I can find their Facebook profile? Seriously, Zuck?

I’ll be honest, I’ve enjoyed Facebook, because I get to keep up on everybody I can’t otherwise keep up with. Facebook has made high school reunions obsolete, allowed me to see pictures of my family without flying back to New Orleans, let me see my best friend’s house and new kid in Austin, and all kinds of truly wonderful things. But these people volunteered ALL of this information. Please don’t allow me to peek behind others’ veil of privacy without their permission. It’s disrespectful at least and harmful and dangerous at worst.

I’m not mentioning my phone type or the link to this “feature” / invasion of someone’s life, for fear of stalkers tracking down my friends or yours.

What is FundFill?

July 8, 2011

One of the challenges of my side startup project, FundFill, has been explaining what it is in 30 seconds or less. Yet tonight, I was able to finally find quick explanations that explained the concept behind it as well as the potential for its use.

FundFill is a demand-based marketplace, a bounty-driven marketplace, where you can create a fund, for as little as a dollar, towards anything you want. If other people are interested in helping fund this idea, goal or accomplishment, they can add money into the fund, raising its pool of money. Once the fund is accomplished (according to the goal you describe), the person who accomplishes it will win the money in the pool. For example, if you’d like to see a video of a chihuahua jumping rope, you could create a fund called “Chihuahua Jumping Rope” for $1. If a few more people put a few bucks towards the idea, the fund could now be worth $100 to the first person who posts this video fulfilling the fund.

The Ansari X Prize was a $10 million prize for the first corporation to put a rocketship into space twice. Funded by corporations, this spurred demand for companies across the globe to try to accomplish this goal. Why should only corporations be able to create these prizes? FundFill is a democratic version that allows users to create their own prize or fund, so that the people can help spur what they want to see, not just corporations with big money.

These funds can also be bounties to reward people for helping with something. If a criminal act inspires you to want to help with a crime, you could pledge to a fund for catching the criminal. Interested in a how-to video on snowboarding? Create a fund for that! Any goal – however big or small – can have a fund for it. Want to offer a buck to the first people to colonize Mars? Sure, pledge away! 🙂

As more and more funds are added to the site, users can browse through existing funds to find something they’d like to help fund. The more popular an idea is with the users, the more money that fund will gather. And the more money the fund has, the more likely the fund is to be completed. This creates a unique demand-based marketplace that doesn’t really exist elsewhere in the real world.

Want to make an idea more likely to be fulfilled? Add more money to it. See enough money in a fund for you to accomplish it? Perform the task described in the fund and apply to win the money.

Create a fund, fulfill a fund, win money.

Fund it! Fulfill it! Win it!

Launching soon! fundfill.com

C# equality

June 3, 2011

Look at the following three and see if you can figure out which one works correctly for finding any single common item in a set:

1) Permissions.Intersect(permissions).Any();
2) Permissions.Any(p => permissions.Contains(p));
3) (from p in Permissions from p1 in permissions where p1.Equals(p) select p).Any();

Note that I’m trying to do comparison on the Equals method, not by reference.

If you guessed that I posted these in the order I tried, you win. The third try was the one that finally allowed me to compare two groups to find if there were any common items. I’m kind of annoyed that I had to go through these three iterations. It’s always a crapshoot whether methods will compare by reference, equality or the Equals() method.

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Alt.Net San Francisco – dinner

May 14, 2011

I attended Seattle’s Alt.Net conference last weekend, and I was quite impressed with the community up there. For all the awesome geekiness they were able to bring to the table, I was amazed and perplexed that San Francisco doesn’t have the same thing. After searching, tweeting, and making phone calls looking for information on this elusive community, I came to the conclusion that it doesn’t exist. Alt.Net, the major alternative community to the Microsoft hegemony over the .Net world, is nowhere to be found, or possibly just defunct, in the technology center of the planet! (I’m hoping I’m wrong, and I’ll have a comment below that it does exist).

I’m jealous, and I’d like to be able to have the community, conferences, knowledge sharing, expertise, and networking provided by a strong Alt.Net community. One of the main advantages of Ruby, OSS, Python, and other technologies here is their strong communities. There’s no reason we can’t do the same thing!

So, in order to get this off the ground, I want to host a dinner somewhere in San Francisco for Alt.Netters to come together, discuss the community, and interact with others like us. I’m proposing a Monday night dinner sometime in the next month (possibly May 23rd, 2011). Hopefully, we can discuss everyones’ experiences with the .Net community in the Bay Area, and figure out what people would like out of it. Ultimately, I’d like to be able to build up a community as strong as Seattle’s so that we could host our own Alt.Net conference here in the Bay Area.

WHAT DO I NEED FROM YOU?

1) Well, for now, I’d like to get your participation in the initial dinner. Contact me on Twitter (@joebalfantz), by e-mail (jbalfantz upon gmail), or comment below. If May 23rd is horribly bad for most people, I’ll create a different date. I’ve created a meetup.com group for this: http://www.meetup.com/Alt-Net-San-Francisco/.

2) What do you want out of the community? I’ve searched around for groups for 3 years in the Bay Area, and I’ve found a few decent ones, but I really found what I was looking for in that Seattle conference. Well, I’m not moving there, so I want to re-create that in The City. What do YOU want out of it?

A new love

February 8, 2011

A very few times in my life I’ve been in love, and I’ve noticed there’s a certain sigh that accompanies this feeling. Walking to work, I sighted her again, and I caught myself mid-sigh and wondered, “did that really just happen?” Yup, I’m guilty as charged. I love the city of San Francisco. In the last week, I’ve done alot of walking and running around her and caught the beautiful sights from new angles, but I can’t say I limit my liking to pure external beauty – that sort of relationship, I’ve found, can only get one so far. It also extends to the people and the attitude and the vision captured here.

I’ve found the largest concentration of people who give a shit and who dream and care about not just their narrowly-focused goals and ambitions but about the greater consequences. This mindset allows an unselfish perspective of the world as a whole and not just “how is the going to affect me?” I’m a dreamer, I see the bigger picture and dream bigger, more impossible dreams because I know in my heart I can accomplish them. Here, I’m surrounded by like-minded people who believe they can make a difference in the world. We believe that the power of a few can build things and shape things that can affect millions and billions of lives. You only live once, so it’s no use living in the small scope. In experiments, if you drop a creature in an environment where it’s growth is hampered, his main concern is simply to survive and keep his life prolonged with what little resources he has. Drop the same creature in an environment rich with the resources he needs and he will flourish and thrive and be free to worry about more than survive. This creature is my dreams, my ability to create and foresee better things in all we do. And this city is the wonderful environment that allows me to stop arguing whether you can changes things and start debating how to change them and how quickly. The resistance against my dreams is gone here. Ah, amore!

I find it fascinating how this city isn’t a realistic city; it’s more of a fairytale, made-up land that shouldn’t exist. By circumstance and geography, San Francisco has a large population of very intelligent and wealthy individuals, allowing the government to be this crazy progressive, unrealistic, pie-in-the-sky crew that get to experiment excessively and try things that the rest of the country points their fingers at and says “really? Crazy liberal San Francisco!” Personally, I find myself liking some of the ideas and really hating some of them (how did we not pass prop B and close a future budget nightmare! Aaaargh!!!). Still, I accept I live in a fairytale land that no other city could mimic, due to the money they’d never receive.

I’m an inventor, someone who dreams and imagines and actually create new realities, and I’m surrounded by my mind kin. This is a match made in heaven.

Clipper Clips me

August 10, 2010

Interesting situation I’ve gotten myself in now that San Francisco MUNI no longer sells monthly passes directly. Beginning in August, they’ve changed to force everyone who wants a monthly pass to use the Clipper card (formerly TransitLink). Now, I have a monthly reminder to purchase a new MUNI pass on the 12th of the month (the second day it’s available). So, I purchased my Clipper card for the first time on the 14th. Now, I may have missed reading the receipt hard enough, but MUNI and Clipper rules say that any monthly pass bought before the 16th is for the current month and afterwards is for the next month. So, I didn’t realize I bought a pass for the month I was already in. Oops. Since your MUNI grace period for the following month ends after the third, I got an insufficient funds notice on the 5th. I called Clipper to discover that my pass I purchased had been for July. Great, so how do I get that pass changed to August, I asked Clipper customer service. Your usage records should show I never used the pass in July to prove I’m not trying to create a scam. However, I’m told it’s tough shit, and that I could purchase another pass for August. Really? I’m not buying another pass when I haven’t been able to use the one I’ve got. The guy laughs when I ask for his manager (who I’m told won’t get in until 9AM). Calling MUNI customer service, I got more of a surprised tone that Clipper didn’t handle this, and I was able to lodge a complaint with them, just to make them aware that this is the first month of Clipper, and maybe Clipper should be handling this better.

So, I waited until after 9AM on Monday and called in, hoping to get this resolved before I had to bus to work. This guy helped me right away and said he would have to get approval for a refund to my account. However, the refund approval had to go through MUNI, which may take 3 weeks. If today is the 9th, and three weeks from now is the 30th, doesn’t that kind of make this pointless. The guy says the refund needs to get approved by MUNI, since Clipper can’t take the rejection of the refund, meaning they would have to fork out $60. I appreciated that this guy actually tried to help, and I had him begin the approval process, but come on, this is a ridiculous way to handle someone being proactive enough to purchase a pass early.

Feeling stuck but searching for a compromise that would allow me to ride the bus without carrying around stripper wages, I offerred to buy another pass for August, and when MUNI processed the refund, I’d have that credit applied to my next month. This solved the problem, but I’m a little disturbed by the process and not having a better failsafe in place for the first month of Clipper. A simple approval process should be in place to help out people who unwittingly purchase the wrong month. MUNI should specify some guidelines for Clipper to follow such as a) verify that the card is valid, b) if the card was not used in the month the customer complains is the incorrect month, the pass should be transferrable. The simple advice: whenever a new system is implemented, always expect problems. They will ALWAYS show up.

Problem with Event Sourcing – reconstituting our objects

March 12, 2010
This is a question in response to Greg Young’s blog post CQRS and Event Sourcing:

It seems that a pretty big difference between Event Sourcing versus traditional DDD using an RDBMS is that one focuses on persisting the events, rather than snapshots of the objects.  A major advantage here is that you have a more enriching data experience – saving the events allows you to not only know the objects and states, but also all the events that took place to get you to your current place.  Imagining your domain’s current snapshot of data as a two-dimensional object, event sourcing gives you a third dimension of perspective.  It doesn’t give you a static, current snapshot, but can provide the actions and history – giving you a much richer experience of being able to use the data.  However, I have an issue.  Sometimes, the snapshot is exactly what I want.  I may need to know exactly the data from one object and use that in another process.  In a cold state where the given object is not in memory, I want to be able to pull the object and perform some action on that object, which is an interaction with the object and its current state.  So, let’s say I have an object foo that I need to perform some action (this event relies on the object’s current state).  How do I reconstitute that object into its current state efficiently?  If this object has a long history, I may have to reconstitute the object by iterating over all of its events and rebuild the object from scratch.  Or even worse, if the object’s history intermingles with other objects and their events, I have to pull multiple objects’ histories and perform all the same actions against them to get the object caught up to its current state.  In an event-only storage system, this third-dimesional domain perspective now works against me.  In a dual-storage system, at least, you still have the latest copy (albeit your argument is that these current-state-snapshots are not as reliable as the events).

Is there a trick to pulling the most current snapshot of an object into memory?  Or do you discriminate between processes and objects that work better with Event Sourcing and those that work better with object-snapshot storage?  Furthermore, what happens when reconstituting an object based on past events is not a deterministic action (say, the action/event changed or a bug was found in an event that was fixed).  In other words, code is fluid and changes often.  How reliable is a snapshot of an event long ago in an object’s history when the function or process may have changed, however slightly.  There’s no longer a deterministic process that will always generate the same values for our object that will be historically accurate.  Does a change in an event’s actions become an event itself?  I.e., are we now forcing our developers to write “Event_Changed” events?  I started to write a concrete example, but it was complete crap, so if I’m unclear just let me know.

It seemed easier to post a blog than drop this entire thing in the comments section  😛

Black and Gold Superbowl – a suffering fan’s perspective – Part One

February 12, 2010
Superbowl XLIV

Now in Miami, The final game awaits us, Is it just a dream?

The clock ticked away, taking an hour or so to get from 0:55 to 0:00. If there was the sound of a gun to signal the end, I never would have heard it. If this were Paris or London when they announced the Second Great War was over or if this were East Berlin as the Wall fell down, I’d have never known the difference. The cacophony of jumping, yelling, excited people – grown men and women, for god’s sake – drowned out any possible indication of sound that the game was over.

The French and British had waited only 6 years. The East Germans, well, they had waited roughly 45 years for their moment. So, too, had we waited for a moment that our older generation dreamed about and our friends and neighbors hoped and prayed for but that every man, woman and child knew would never come. 44 years of wanting, lacking, hoping, despairing. 44 years of watching, waiting, building up hopes only to watch those hopes destroyed each and every year. The merciful years were the ones we got our hopes dashed early. That way we didn’t have to get our hopes aroused for nothing. We’d be out of contention by week 3 or so, and we wouldn’t have to pretend we had a shot. The WORST were the ones where they’d let us hang around until the final week before giving us the “good try, you’ll get ‘em next time” notice. Thank god I’m only 30, so I missed out on the first 14-21 years of misery.

Since coming back to reality, I have been constantly asked “how was it?” and “how do you feel?” and to tell the truth, I’m too exhausted, too emotionally drained to be able to reproduce the feelings in a concise sentence to these questions. Being at a Superbowl – well, that’s one thing. Being there for the Saints’ first ever shot at the title is a completely new level. The sheer range of emotional roller coaster this game could be, the mental baggage of waiting so long, the knowledge that this meant so much to an entire city – maybe an entire Nation – of fans. No, this can’t just be a one sentence response.

“Yeah, it was great.”

I had been ready for it once. Three years ago, the Saints had played the Bears for the NFC Championship. I knew they were the better team, and I fully expected they’d be in the Superbowl that year against the Colts. I didn’t go to Chicago for that game, because I figured if I went to one playoff away game, it had to be the Superbowl. The letdown from watching them lose that game three years ago was tough.

So, watching the Saints – clearly one of the top 3 teams throughout the season – battle Minnesota (another of those 3) in another NFC Championship game, I had already decided, based on my decision three years prior, that I would buy a Superbowl ticket. But the win had to happen first. We had to get there. I needed to see it written down or blasted across the TV to make sure I wasn’t dreaming (the Saints are in the Superbowl!). The Saints were the perennial letdown machine. What better way to let us down again than to get as close as possible (overtime in the NFC Championship, how close can you get?) before dropping the aforementioned better-luck-next-time bomb on us.

This ain’t ya daddy’s Saints.

But we knew. Every one of us felt it was different this time. No joke, no exaggeration. Every previous season, you were anxious. Not because you weren’t sure what was going to happen. The Fates had told you each year that they were bound to lose. The anxiety was watching a horror movie where you know the good guy’s gonna bite the dust, but you don’t know how it’s going to happen yet. The anxiety was waiting for that Saints’ fumble, that blown coverage, that last-minute, drive-killing sack, that incredible come-from-behind-in-the-4th-quarter drive by the opposing team (damn you, Joe Montana, damn you. And Steve Young too!). But not this time.

I never had anxiety this entire season. Except at the end of the NFC Championship, with Brett Favre in field goal range and less than a minute on the clock. Even then, it wasn’t fear or anxiety. It was just the please-I-hope-they-pull-it-through, down on my knees as if I could somehow bend the universe to my will and pull the Vikings down, desperate hope that something would happen. But not the anxiety. This ain’t ya daddy’s Saints.

The flight to Miami was lacking any true fans – when I use “fan,” I mean it as a shortened version of “fanatic.” Coming from San Francisco, I shouldn’t have been surprised, given the Central Time Zone origins of the opposing sides in the upcoming game. Once the plane landed, however, everything changed. Like mosquitoes during summer in Louisiana or like airport security guards if your name is Mohammed, you were engulfed by the presence of them.   Similar to flip-flops, which were named for the noise they make as they pass by, was the Who Dat Nation, which could be heard pervasively from that moment on. The ubiquitous battle cry could be heard, sometimes loud and sometimes quiet, everywhere from Miami Beach to Ft. Lauderdale. To tell the truth, by Monday I could have almost phased out the sound altogether as background noise if I weren’t attuned to it like a bird listening for the call of my species.

WHO DAT in the airport. WHO DAT mildly exclaimed as two strangers walked by in the street.  WHO DAT yelled in loud, raucous, alcohol-induced, Turret’s-like bursts.  WHO DAT, WHO DAT, WHO DAT if groups of three or more of this newly discovered homo quisestexclamans species happened to pass within close enough proximity to each other.   Like two flocks of birds, the groups would merge, crying their species’ two-syllable anthem before flying away, each toward its original migration destination. More meaningfully, WHO DAT as two old acquaintances looked at each other in amazement, the tone that of mild disbelief, each one thinking “are we really here for the Superbowl?” Suspend the disbelief for just a few more days.


Sun Life Stadium

Is this the closest we'll get? Almost lost in the fog of my dream, ahead stood my goal, ever I reached for her, ever I was denied

We all know what’s about to happen, don’t we?  We’ve seen this show before.  The closer Sunday came, the closer we got to the stadium, the nearer we were to handing over our ticket for entrance, the more we wondered aloud to each other and quietly to ourselves in our own private dread: How far into the stadium would they actually let us go before dropping the news. “Sorry, folks, we were just pulling your chain. We’re not really letting the Saints go the Superbowl. You fellas must be joking, right?” This must be a cruel joke, right? Letting us get as close to the Superbowl as to see it and smell it and hear it before dropping the better-luck-next-time bomb on us. Only it wasn’t a joke.

Believe DAT.

To be continued…